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Wednesday, 21 January 2004

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Behold the sinister axis of evil!

Moments before his State of the Union address President George Bush Announced his plans to attack Uruguay, Burma,Gabon,and Kyrgystan. Claiming they were the new axis of evil, and that if we dont stop them now they become a threat to the US.

Even though only one of them is a muslim country he believes that the Taliban is probably hiding operatives in all of the countries as well as the dreaded Alien Nazis.

During his short speech he mentioned a theory that the Alien Nazis, are uniting with the Taliban to hijack our planes with tractor beams to crash them into more of our buildings.

In his own words he firmly believes, "That if we dont use our excellent strategery to counter this new threat, these 4 countries (that have recently been brought to my attention as having funny names) then the terrorists could win this war."

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