In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!
Cowell told the assembled press pack:
"What could be better? Antonella and Wee Jimmy? They are set to release a cover of the Sonny and Cher hit, I got you babe and I predict that it's gonna be big! The DVD will be available in shops from next Monday"
The diminutive popster then hitched his trousers up below his chin and welcomed the unlikely couple onto the stage. It was wee Jimmy who did all the talking:
"Och see me? This is fandabidoubledozi so aht uz! Ah've been oot o' the spotlight fay too long the noo. See if thus goes well? Then me an' Antonella's gonna be huge. Fandabidozi!"
Miss Barba looked somewhat out of her depth and told reporters:
"I just love your Europe and I can't wait to see the changing of the Bard in Stamford upon Devon"