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Topics: India, chickens, predator

Thursday, 8 March 2007

image for Man-eating calf brings terror to rural India
The udderly ferocious stare of a killer beast.

A farmer in Chandipur, a coastal village 150 miles southwest of Calcutta, has succeeded in cross breeding his cow with a Bengal tiger, and is now dismayed that the offspring of the union is eating his chickens.

Debjyoti Chatterjee, a local resident who recently filmed the calf devouring live poultry, described how he watched the bovine predator circle it's quarry from downwind, crouching menacingly before leaping onto it's prey from a distance of twenty feet with a blood curdling moo.

A veterinary expert has assured local residents there is no danger to human life. Despite this, terrified neighbours have barricaded themselves indoors following the mysterious disappearance of a water buffalo and two local postmen.

Filming for ' Predator and Alien vs the Marauding Moo Cow' is expected to begin next week.

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