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Sunday, 4 March 2007

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Call this civilization?

Athens - (Rioters): Newly discovered 4th century BC ruins in the Voula maritime district may be the remains of yet another attempt by ancient fundamentalist retards to destroy precious Greek civilization artefacts by planting their own Creationist Museum tat and smearing the sophisticated indigenous culture.

The find shows primitive erections believed to be either some sort of religious disinformation center cum organizational HQ of incest-touting hominid ancestors of Protein-Defying Ageing Pancake salesman Reverend Pat Robertson.

The Greek Culture Ministry said today that "It's very complex. This was clearly a hub of distortion campaigns by rabid retards who periodically tried to infiltrate Greek civilization and rubbish its architecture, culturural attainments and spiritual beliefs.

"We've seen other examples of these structures recently in Africa and in Latin America but this must be one of the first examples to be found in the Mediterranean area."

Among the items of interest discovered were remnants of ancient graffiti which have been translated to read "Call this civilization? This is an a forgery".

Pat Robertson is 73.

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