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Friday, 9 February 2007

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Marilyn's not amused with Anna comparisons

Psychic Friends Network, clairvoyant Cleo, has summoned the spirit of Marilyn Monroe to inquire about her feelings, in regards to being compared to Anna Nicole Smith.

Cleo says the movie icon and sex symbol is turning over in her grave, she's not amused at all. She does not see any parallel what so ever in their two careers.

Cleo was kind enough to share the ghostly interview with us and here it is.


Cleo
Marylin, thank you for floating in for a chat

Marilyn
My pleasure Cleo, it's been a long time since I've done publicity for anything. Is it time for my close up?

Cleo
First, let me say, you look fantastic for a dead chick. Marilyn, what are your feelings on the comparisons being made between you and Anna Nicole?

Marilyn
Beside us both being blonde the comparisons are few and far between if there are any at all.

Cleo
Some people see a lot of similarities

Marilyn
O.K., she was in Playboy, I was on the first cover of Playboy, I was the December 1953 sweetheaart before they even had playmates. i was voted the sexiest woman of the century by Playboy and People magazine. I made it acceptable for stars to pose nude in a time where it was totally taboo. I broke down that wall. She was playmate #7003. No comparison there. Next.

Cleo
She was an actress and so were you.

Marilyn
Actress???!! Did you see any of her acting? Please! Anna Nicole wanted to be a star, I was THE star. Anna had pictures of me all over her house, I don't have any pictures of Anna Nicole. I was nominated for a British Academy Award for "Best Foreign Actress" in the Seven Year Itch. I played opposite Jack Lenmmon. Anna was voted "Most Incoherent" by MTV fans. Looks like we're twins.

Cleo
Anna was the Guess Jean Gal and the Trimspa spokeswoman

Marilyn
I was voted "The Most Advertised Girl in the World? by the Advertising Association of the West. Different league, saying your your Trimspa's spokeswoman is another way of saying I'm likely to pork up at any seccond.

Cleo
You both married older men

Marilyn
I married a star athlete in his prime, I also married the toast of the literary set, Arthur Miller she married a 90 year old oil guy with one foot in the grave. I met my husband because he was playing in the World Series and I was at the game. She met her husband stripping in a titty bar. I met Miller at his book release party for "Death of a Salesman". Lots of comparisons there.

Oh yes, J Howard wants to say he's very amused with the way things have unfolded. In fact he's tickled pink. That J Howard, quite the trouble making prankster.

Cleo
What about your deaths, surely you see something there.

Marilyn
I see a pill popping porker that may have been offed for being stupid and in the way of a fortune. I was killed by the powers that be because I was sleeping with the President of the United States of America, I just heard too much pillow talk and that made them nervous. The CIA did me in. Let me add, life ending in death is not the tragety, it's the love of life that dies as we live that's the real tragety.

At this point Marilyn faded with Cleo saying, "can you hear me now?"


There you have it Marilyn not amused at all. Killed by the CIA to silence her. Remember, you heard it here first...and you can't turn back time.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 9 2007

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