The Big Bang Theory is being permanently pulled as the creators of the show, Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, have been arrested on suspicion of fraud, with the pair believed to have created numerous ghostwriters with them both pocketing their pay.
Suspicion arose when the show continued to garner half a laugh per show even though writers had been continually drafted in to improve the lackluster, poorly written show. However, the employee list was only looked into when Chuck Lorre purchased a $6 million mansion last month and let his contribution to the comedy world and suicide rate slip to the estate agent who immediately raised the issue with CBS.
Due to this revelation, it has been unanimously decided by executives at CBS that the next episode will be the final episode in which all characters come together for a re-union. However, the re-union will be spoilt when guest star Damien Lewis appears re-focused wearing a thick fleece, holding something in his right hand, and a jumper reading, "thank fuck it's over". Lorre and Prady were unavailable for comment, which somehow still got a laugh from 73% of people residing in Texas.