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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Vladimir Putin has told President Obama to concern himself with Obamacare and don't worry about what Russia is doing.

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world.

It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles.

The drones have only been in service for 48 hours and right away it was noted that the mini-missiles have a tendency of falling off when the drones make a left turn.

The manufacturer was told by the Russian government that he had better make sure that the problem is fixed because if it isn't then he will be trading in his beautiful home for an igloo in Siberia.

As soon as President Obama heard about the 7,000 mini-missile equipped drones he called up Putin and asked about them.

Putin insisted that the highly placed but unnamed source does not exist and if he does he can forget about his sick leave, his vacation time, and the annual government summer picnic.

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