OSLO, Norway - The government of Norway has decided to protect itself against a possible missile launch from North Korea.
Reports coming out of Norway state that the government has signed a secret pact with Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean leader agrees to never fire a missile towards Norway.
An inside source with the Norwegian government stated that Norway brokered a deal to send 800 pounds of her finest sardines in exchange for Kim Jong Un's promise never to attack their country.
Kim Jong Un personally called up the Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg and finalized the deal. The North Korean leader was said to be very happy with the pact because Fjord Frolicker Sardines are his favorite seafood item.
SIDENOTE: The Norwegian government has promised Kim Jong Un that he will have the 800 pounds of sardines by Monday, February 3, which is the birthday of his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr.