PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un apologized to Michelle Obama for not sending her birthday greetings on her birthday.
He told Mrs. Obama that he got very busy inspecting the new missile he just purchased from Kenya.
Kim Jong Un wished the American first lady a very happy belated 50th birthday and he told her that he was going to send her a solid gold rice bowl as a birthday present.
The North Korean leader stated that he wanted her to know that the times he threatened to fire a missile towards the United States that he was just kidding.
He pointed out that he is not kidding about firing a missile towards Russia, Japan, or France.