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Friday, 20 December 2013

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Holland has the best chocolate candy in the entire world. (Photo courtesy of Kirstie Alley).

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Holland the country which is famous for chocolate, tulips, and neutrality has just put a gigantic smile on the face of the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un.

Holland's Dyke News Agency is reporting that the government of Holland has delivered 4,000 pounds of chocolate candy to the Presidential Palace in Pyongyang, North Korea.

The candy is the personal favorite of Kim Jong Un and the North Korean leader is said to be thrilled beyond belief.

Kim Jong Un who speaks a little bit of Dutch replied that he wanted to thank the good people of the Netherlands for their generous Christmas gift.

He said that ever since he was four days old he has loved eating chocolate and in high school he was actually nicknamed Snickers by his fellow classmates.

SIDENOTE: Holland did respectfully request a promissory note from Kim Jong Un stating that he would never launch a missile attack against the fun loving country. Kim Jong Un gladly signed the note and sent it back.

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