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Friday, 13 December 2013

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Gingers are automatically barred from sitting on The Throne

London, UK - Palace barbers have performed an emergency head shave on Prince Boy George of Middletonshire after pictures of his carrot-colored locks were published in Royal Whorse and Hound magazine.

The infant then had to be placed on an intravenous drip of Prince Charles' Duchy Originalz Organic Macrobiotic brown hair dye, guaranteed to tweak the baby's nascent follicles into growing something a lot darker.

And avert a crisis in the nation's constitutional monarchy that bars all gingers from desecrating ye olde Throne of Albion.

During the initial tinting process the brat's mother Kate Middleton will have to desist from breast-feeding the infant in case of a hairdye clash with her own hair color products.

Last week young George had to be rushed to the Emergency Room after swallowing one oh his mother's hair extensions that had dropped off her head during a mid-afternoon feed.

Fortunately he socked up most of it before surgeons needed to perform an emergency tracheotomy to fish out the offending ringlet.

Catch in censored pics of his ginger top shavings right here on this website.

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