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Thursday, 28 November 2013

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Artist's Impression of the harmless frog.

Wildlife expert David Bellingham claims to have identified a harmless frog living wild in Australia, Foster's News Agency claimed today. The find may qualify for a $10000 prize offered by the Sidney Opera House Zoological Foundation.

The frog will be the only non lethal wild creature living in Australia apart from the Kangaroo.

Spiders, rabbits. crocodiles, sharks, jellyfish, stingrays, dingos snails, most frogs and toads, snakes, mice and sparrows are all lethal in the Penal Colony, leaving the mostly now rehabilitated population with little else to do but look at Ayers Rock (The Only Stone in the desert with its own airport), The World's only non acoustic Opera House and an old bridge.

Posters of the harmless frog will be sent to Schools and posted in public places throughout Australia and a new public holiday, "Harmless Day" will be observed in its honor.

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