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Saturday, 16 November 2013

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A photo of three missiles that Kim Jong Un recently purchased on eBay.

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea.

Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on about launching missiles here and there and the Russian leader has had his fill.

Putin will reportedly tell the leader of North Korea that he had better stop with his little missile games or else he could wake up one day and see that his country has been turned into a parking lot.

Reports coming out of Pyongyang, North Korea reveal that Kim Jong Un is not afraid of Russia, China, Japan, or the United States. He has in fact stated on at least six different occasions that his military is so powerful that he can defeat any of the big four countries fairly easy.

He has promised his people that he will not be intimidated by anyone and even though he may look like a Chihuahua underneath that fake costume he is really a pit bull.

SIDENOTE: Russia's Director of Computers, Edward Snowden has said that he has over 9,000 pages of documents on Kim Jong Un including at least two dozen with photos of him French kissing his pet appaloosa Mr. Horsey Horse.

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