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Thursday, 12 September 2013

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He's running out of places to attack. President Obama fresh from his entente uncordiale with Russian premier Poutine has turned his guns on another non-nukulur ally. The Peas Prize winner has now threatened missile strikes on Canada for "...blatantly conducting a mass poisonous frogs cull"

Obama spokesperson Fib "The Fibber" O'Nachy told world reporters that the US Prez was upset with news that neighbouring Canada had embarked on a mass cull of poisonous frogs in the territory of Somavit.

"As we all know, from time immemorial, frogs have been considered special. Even the good book refers to frogs as special beings."

Asked to clarify Fib said, "...It isn't the President who's drawn this red line. It's in the good book....uh...the fairy tale book...y'know if a young girl kisses a frog he turns into a prince. We can't allow Canada to wipe out future princes...it's un-American, we have a moral obligation to stop this sort of behaviour."

At the Untied Nations, Canada Premier Stevie "The Whale" Harpoon snorted, "The Harpoon Cons don't need Obama, we have bigger allies."

He pointed towards his new friend China Leader Hu-Flung-Dung caught nodding in approval, "We have signed a massive trade deal with China to export our croakers and polliwogs for restaurant soup specials. On the danger level, Tokyo's fugu fish will pale in comparison."

Meanwhile back in Jolly Olde, wee Prince Georgie tweeted, "Bwilliant fwoggie woggie oo-goo-gaga"

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