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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

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Barack on the phone with Colin Powell

With approval ratings on a Syrian attack way down and a Secretary of State who can't seem to convince anybody of anything president Obama has a new plan.

An anonymous source from the White House said the president has asked Colin Powell to lie to the U.N. security council once again.

When it comes to selling BS, Powell is like a used car salesman in a generals uniform the president told our source:

"That's what I need,a man who can take orders and get the job done. John Kerry couldn't sell toilet paper to a man with diarrhea," the president was quoted as saying.

Colin Powell has not said whether he will do the president this favor or not.

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