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Wednesday, 12 December 2012

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When Ardi was 2, he was smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old.

The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views.

Ardi, or Baby Chubs, as he is called by neighbors, is now four-years-old.

He was recently interviewed by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine.

Miss Tallyho traveled to far away Indonesian where little Ardi resides with his mom, his dad, his sisters, his aunts, and a grandmother.

When Baby Chubs was 2, he was smoking an average of 20 cigarettes a day.

Miss Tallyho asked him, through an interpreter identified as Josefina P. Tatalala, if he still smokes that many cigarettes within a 24 hour period.

The four-year-old giggled as he put down his toy female pig, which he had fashioned out of a handy dirt clod.

He giggled some more and replied that he has given up smoking after spending two months in a rehab clinic.

When asked why he decided to get help, he simply said that he heard that smoking can stunt your growth. Ardi who is of normal height for a boy of 4, weighs an amazing 107 pounds.

He said that when he stopped smoking he started gaining weight left and right because he began eating a lot.

Ardi was asked what he eats. He giggled and disclosed that on a daily basis he eats 5 corn on the cobs, 2 eggplants, 3 celery stalks, 2 pounds of rice, 4 cups of sesame seeds, and he washes it all down with 3 or 4 beers.

SIDENOTE: When Miss Tallyho asked little Ardi what he would like to be when he grows up he thought for a few moments and then smilingly answered that he wants to be a sumo wrestler or a gynecologist.

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