The French presidential election has ended with the French going slightly left instead of right causing quite an upset amongst its European neighbours.
Sarkozy admitted defeat gracefully to his opponent, Hollanda (Who's actually Double Dutch), apologised to his despondent followers and admitted making several fatal mistakes during the election, here they are:
1) Not cuddling up to Madame Le Pens extreme right followers after she failed to "hack it", Mon Dieu et Sieg Heil!
2) Having an ex super-model as a wife because French males tend to be very chauvinistic and having such a beauty as his wife meant he spent more time on his knees and French men only believe in bending down to "Soixante-neuf"! (Naughty)
and the main reason was:
3) He actually admitted preferring fresh German black bread rather than the French status-symbol, le Baguette! Mon Mon Dieu et sacre bleu!
This finally broke the camels back and now ex-President Sarkozy will write a book or two, speak at fabulous 6* banquets, invite Tony Blair to his Chateau and definitely spend much more time on his knees; tres bien!