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Topics: Space, NASA, President

Monday, 2 January 2012

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Is anybody out there?

Bungledom's President has declared an infinite state of urgency in the galaxy's least populous nation. This comes after a series of trillions of years of nothing much happening.

President Amir Onmeetodd was getting fed up with nothing to do and no-one to talk to. He hoped his new declaration would get things moving a bit.

Professor Brian Cox reckons this latest move came out of the blue ( or the black - depending on which hole you're looking at). "It could just work," he said. "But it might be another trillion years before we know."

"However, NASA has just confirmed that space and time are expanding at faster rates than before. So the President might soon be getting busy."

P.S. Since this bulletin was issued, we have just heard that President Onmeetodd has panicked and declared a state of unurgency, in case he can't cope with the rush.

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