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Topics: Toilet, Trains, Dutch

Friday, 7 October 2011

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Filling "pee bags" on Dutch trains promises to be a internet hit!

The Dutch always at the forefront of innovation (especially if you enjoy a joint or two) are to introduce "pee bags" and discard tea bags on all of their train services during the winter period.

The reason for this very innovative idea is that Dutch trains can get stuck in winter on the leafy or icy rails for hours and drinking tea does not help when passengers need to relieve themselves in over-filled train toilets. So a Dutch genius called, Mijnheer Potti van de Urinatus, came up with the brilliant idea of offering stranded passengers "pee bags" instead.

Dutch male passengers when asked seemed to think the idea was pretty "urinigal" only females seemed to have a problem with them, here is one young, very attractive Dutch girls' response: "Ik refuse to pee in a bag on a train, Ik don't mind peeing on my boyfriend, but on a trein in ze middle of Holland, no way!"

The Dutch train service are determined to introduce these bags and have offered stranded female passengers a private sanctuary for relieving themselves in the warm engine room. CCTV cameras have already been installed. After all, Holland is a very liberal society and everyone should enjoy the fun!

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