Funny story:  Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain. He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles. The runner from Poole in England's South is...
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God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Sir Brian "Bagless" Dyson was watching cyclones outside his window whlle vacuuming his house when he realised a high grade cyclone was losing suction. A weather forecaster by training, Dyson went to work re - inventing meteorological technology to f...
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Funny story:  David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers. In a...
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Funny story:  Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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Pope's penance to include 'I Am A Bully' sign

Rome - The European Court of Human Frights has imposed a community service sentence on the Pope ordering him to wear a 'I AM A BULLY!' placard around his neck. For five hours every Sunday until the death of his predecessor, the Deserter Pope Joe R...
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US to Trade Leadership with Britain

London (STT News) - Reports just coming in are of a deal struck between a majority of US citizens and the UK for what could be termed, the deal of the millennium. Right now, the trade would see the entire Dubya Bush and Obama administrations, incl...
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Funny story:  Tetrad news: Exodus 12 warned about Tuesday's bloody Passover eclipse

Tetrad news: Exodus 12 warned about Tuesday's bloody Passover eclipse

Israel - Tonight's Tetrad is the first of four eclipses mentioned in the Bible that warns about the time when Passover begins 'on the evening of the fourteenth day of the month' just as an apocalyptic blood-red eclipsed full moon wreaks havoc with t...
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New Cop on the Beat May Be a Bot

Your cops in the future may be robots but a lot of trouble in making decisions.


 
Funny story:  Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Although yet to be confirmed by independent scientific corroboration, a research group from Chadswhipple Crosshire Down By The Lake Rockshire University, outside London, has asserted that blindness could have a definite connection to someone not bein...
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Funny story:  Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport. The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Rus...
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Funny story:  The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un cannot believe how the state of Nevada and the United States government let Cliven Bundy get his way. Kim Jong Un said that 67-year-old Bundy did not pay the mandato...
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Funny story:  Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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Funny story:  Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...
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Funny story:  Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story:  Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
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