Funny story:  Welsh operations on the rise

Welsh operations on the rise

It has become the most popular surgery in the UK, and is now widely available on the NHS, to the shock of tabloid editors all over the country. So why are we all having to fork out for Brits to have an operation to become Welsh? Gryffythyth Thejon...
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The Devil Pussy invades!

An elderly couple recently told how they were terrorised in their own home for three days by a cat! Royston Munt needed hospital treatment after being attacked by the intruder, which got in through a bedroom window. Retired taxidermist and WW2...
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Scummy Pubs To Hire Doorman

Under a new Tory law, pubs that predominantly cater for the unemployed have to employ a thin, disheveled middle-aged man to smoke at the front door to ensure no upstanding citizens accidentally go in for a pint. The law, entitled 'fag means f**k o...
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Funny story:  Scare As Second Turner Prize Masterpiece Goes Missing

Scare As Second Turner Prize Masterpiece Goes Missing

A full scale lockdown at the Tate Modern Museum kicked in automatically when the curator pressed the security master switch, days after exhibit "Empty Room With Lights Going On And Off" was stolen. The runner up Turner Prize winning work of art,...
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Funny story:  High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y  Llyn In Wales Approved

High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...
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High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...
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Horizontal Refreshment

Sadly, due primarily to a more indolent life style, more and more British men are failing to either sexually satisfy, or get their respective partners pregnant and are generally firing blanks rather than healthy spermatozoon. Such is the seriousne...
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Funny story:  Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

A Royal Performance by a mixture of Variety and Illusionist acts to mark Prince Phillip's Lifetime Award for not doing very much was topped by a spectacular hypnotic trick by Derrek Brown. Prince Phillip was convinced by Brown that his hands were...
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!


 
Funny story:  Gideon Bibles  Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

Gideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

The secret of why there is still a continuing presence of Gideon Bibles and not wank magazines in hotels which lone businessmen frequent was released under the "Freedom of Information Act" this morning. The thin paper which the specially made Kin...
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Funny story:  The bollock kicking machine

The bollock kicking machine

James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...
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Funny story:  Blair Appointed To Find Missing Dossier

Blair Appointed To Find Missing Dossier

In an astute move the Government has appointed Tony Blair to track down the missing dossier containing startling evidence of widespread sexual misconduct at Westminster in the 1980's. Meanwhile all airports have been put on alert throughout Britai...
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Funny story:  GPs Can Choose Only To See Healthy People Under New Agreement

GPs Can Choose Only To See Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that GPs can opt out of unsocial working hours, new proposals are in the offing that allow GPs the option of not having to see poorly patients. Under the new scheme GPs could earn...
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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
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Funny story:  Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow  Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.
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Funny story:  US student rescued from giant German vagina sculpture tested for STDs

US student rescued from giant German vagina sculpture tested for STDs

Tübingen, Germany - (Ass Mess): A 100ft, 32-ton red Veronese marble sculpture of a vagina positioned outside Tübingen University Institute for Microbiology and Virology is being tested for sexually transmitted diseases this week following an inciden...
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Funny story:  British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

London. The latest controversy involving Scouse hero Luis Suarez at the world cup in Brazil has led to an unprecedented deluge of condemnatory emails and letters to the country's newspapers here are just a sample. W Rooney, Manchester: "Ban him fr...
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