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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Sarah Palin wants to teach Casey Anthony all about hunting.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was back in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska taking a break from her Nationwide Bus Tour.

She was sitting outside her home on Lake Lucille contemplating about the upcoming 2012 presidential race.

Palin and a good friend of hers, who also happens to be a reporter for GOPicky Magazine, Tabitha Tula Wishywater were both munching on some reindeer jerky and knocking back some Lowenbrau's.

Wishywater asked her what she thought about Michele Bachmann. "Shotgun" Sarah rolled her eyes and said that Michele has no business being in politics since the world of politics is a man's world.

Sarah went on to say that little Mrs. Bachmann is going to get her little Minnesota butt kicked and kicked good and that she (SP) is just the old-fashioned, moose-stalking, moose-shooting, camouflage jock strap-wearing gal who can do it.

Palin was then asked about Tim Pawlenty. She giggled and said that Timmy is still trying to figure out how the hell we get eggs from chickens.

And then the talk got around to Casey Anthony. Sarah got a serious look on her face. She leaned over towards T.T. (Tabitha Tula) and told her that she has already emailed her and invited her to come on up to Alaska and go hunting with her.

"The Loose Moose" said that she'll show Casey all of the hunting ropes and all of the tricks of the trade and by the time she gets through with her she'll have Casey going after a full grown grizzly bear armed with nothing more than a kitchen spatula.

In other news. Barbara Walters has stated that contrary to the rampant rumors she is not pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby.

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