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Monday, 13 June 2011

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Jimmy described it as an "enjoyable event" and commented on the "excellent quality" of the refreshments.

Sarah Palin has crowned herself President for life outside the White House.

She held a mock coronation in which she dressed up as Napoleon and sat on a fake golden throne wearing a cheopo crown bought from a Lidls supermarket.

The people who witnessed her coronation were members of The Tea Party, two pigeons and Jimmy her favourite sock puppet.

But trouble arose when a journalist pointed out that she wasn't actually president. She then replied " How dare you! Insolent Socialist dog! guards kill him!" but when no guards came she said " Ummm...oops." and ran away quickly.

The Tea Party are hoping this will not have a negative effect on her 2012 presidential campaign.

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