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Thursday, 9 June 2011

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Envelope contains details of national security event

An anonymous source within the United States intelligence community told an anonymous Department of Homeland Security official that an event of spectacular importance to national security is set to occur within a particular future time frame.

What is believed to be a copy of the alleged Top Security document was apparently leaked to this reporter.

The secret document describes in the detail the event which is set to occur some time in the future. We have decided not to go into further detail concerning the specifics of the national security event.

As we learn more about the event we will make relevant information available to readers. Or maybe not.

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