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Monday, 9 May 2011

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BARRACCK! BARRACCK!

President Obama went to Fort Campbell on Friday to welcome back and congratulate SEAL Team Six, the elite Special OPS group that successfully took down Osama bin Laden this past Sunday.

There he met privately with these iconic warriors, as no one was allowed to take pictures of them for security reasons. He mentioned that he was not surprised to see that they were all white, being that black men like himself were known for their jumping ability, not their swimming ability.

Noting that one helicopter had been shot down, he said that if it were an all black force, they wouldn't have needed to use the copters because the blacks could have jumped over the perimeter walls and taken bin Laden to the hoop.

The somewhat wary SEALS, obviously not too impressed that their Commander-in-Chief had taken time away from his golf game to gain political points, gave him the customary SEAL cheer as they clapped their fins: BARRACCK! BARRACCK!

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