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Friday, 23 September 2005

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First Lady's Gone Wild with City Kitty Mascot

"I want to make sure these truckers get their money's worth, after all it's for a good cause," quotes Former First Lady Barbara Bush as she stands on the LBJ Freeway waving to the truckers.

Texas Governor Rick Perry has signed a proclaimation doubling the ticket giving quota for Texas Troopers. This is to fund the expenses for the thousands of Katrina Survivors who intend to stay in Texas. Just focus on the 18-Wheelers. They need to learn to slow down anyway.

Barbara Bush quickly organized the Mama Bears (lady troopers) and City Kitties (female city cops) to show the truckers the best that Texas has to offer. The women all met at the State Capital Building in Austin, Texas for the opening ceremony

All the women remove their bras and tossed them into a huge pile. The first lady poured Texas Burbon all over the boulder holders. The Governor's wife torched them and made a big blazing bonfire. After a smore's party - the women scattered to various parts of the interstate - waiting to give the truckers a show.

"Woo Hoo, I haven't had this much fun since I first kissed George, " Mrs. Bush said. " I got a call from Old Chilly Bottom who wants to participate." The women agreed that they didn't want the New York Senator to join them."

Thus Senator Hillary Clinton has decided to start a friendly competition with the Babs. The Senator is organizing the east cost lot lizards. This is a term ladies in the world's oldest profession specializing in truckers) for the New York Route for East Coast Trucker.

The Senator cluckling "We even have something to offer the lady Truckers because hubby quickly volunteered to participate." The former President was in the background, arms in the air "declaring - service me, I am the ex-president."

One woman trucker starting blasting the horn and started yelling "I will pay you to send Slick Willie to Texas, just do something about the anti-idling laws in New York.

The two former first ladies have agreed to have a special fund raiser for the Katrina Survivors. They will auction off autographed pin-ups of themselves. They are bantering each other about which one will raise the most money

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