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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the United States while wearing a thong.

"Every product that's sold well on television advertising, from cars to rat poison, pulls 50% more orders if there's a beautiful woman in a bikini standing beside the product", Hosni told reporters Tuesday. "With a little cosmetic surgery, Palin will win, hands down."

Apparently Palin will never speak behind a lectern unless it's made of glass.

"I will listen to what Hosni has advised me to do but only if it works during the primaries", Palin told one interviewer on Fox News Channel.

Many advertising execs agree with Eastwood.

"She'll get 99% of the male vote as they always vote with their 'brains', but she will lose 75-80 percent of the female vote", stated Sally Gooden of NPR. "Of course, the GOP will need a well-built male to run for VP. So we need to bulk up skinny Barack Obama...I mean, the Democrats will have to."

Meanwhile, Barney Frank and fellow Democrat Al Franken are threatening to wear only adult diapers to work should Palin become president.

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