Republicans Vote to Repeal Egypt

WASHINGTON D.C. - Republican lawmakers on Thursday voted to repeal the country of Egypt from the world for "causing too much trouble."

Rep. Boehner held up a globe, pointed to what he thought was Egypt (but was actually Antarctica) and proposed legislation to repeal the nation.

The GOP controlled congress held an immediate vote and unanimously voted yes on the repeal.

GOP representatives held hope that the measure would not die in the Democratically controlled senate. However, experts doubt that the bill will make it past the door to the senate, much less make it to floor.

Rep. Boehner stated, "This is...." and then immediately started crying uncontrollably, curled into a fetal position, and sucked his thumb so hard it fell off.

Senate Democrats, when asked for comment on the bill, laughed so hard that one of them needed medical attention for laughter induced psychosis.