For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack.
"This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has dated almost every Playmate since the magazine's inception in the mid-1950s.
Hefner was most recently engaged to two 18-year-old Playmate twins at the same time.
"After satisfying the huge sexual needs of those lusty sisters, I'm glad to be into a one-person relationship again. Besides, I'll need the spare energy to sexually please all of my Playmate mistresses," the 84-year-old Hefner asserted.
Wearing Hefner's latest engagement ring is 21-year-old Heather Winter, 38-26-32.
"'Hef' is such a great catch-he's really magnetic when not napping and you should she what lurks beneath the beltline of that that trademark silk bathrobe.
"Best of all, though," Winter candidly added, "he's elderly and he has already lived longer than most men."
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