Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting:
"What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You have got to be shirting me!"
After the nearly one-minute-long rant, calm was restored without any need to call the police and/or the fire department.
"I just assumed it would look about the same as the original and would be about a kid who couldn't go to sleep," said the anonymous writer. "I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that The Last Samurai features Tom Cruise or something..."
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