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Topics: Obesity, Fat

Thursday, 2 December 2010

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Wonder if I can get a Nascar Feedbag?

Busy Americans have limited time to eat meals, which is why Danish company, Glutony, has introduced "The Hunger Bag"

Hungry Americans can take this designer bag to a select group of participating restaurants who will fill it to the brim with a random mix of food. The feedbag goes around the customer's neck and away they go.

"The bags give people the ability to stuff their faces without having to lift a finger," CEO Hans Von Rectum said. "We want to accommodate the busy American lifestyle without wasting a single minute to use silverware or be bothered with sitting down for a meal."

The bags have a one gallon capacity and are dishwasher friendly. Popular designers are jockeying for ways to team up with Glutony to put their brand on the bag.

The future is brighter than we think. In a matter of months, you may be able to tell your favorite restaurant that you would like your meal to go...in your feedbag that is!

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