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Topics: Sex, Mardi Gras

Thursday, 2 December 2010

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Look out Saints: there's a new band marching into town and it's as queer as a three dollar bill!

Critically acclaimed Mardi Gras band, the Ram Rod Express, will be featuring a new twist to their act; the rusty trombone.

The rusty trombone was introduced to the New Orleans area when the French migrated to the area, had a few drinks and then things got weird.

Rusty trombones are usually not seen by the public, but the RR Express has gotten explicit permission form the city counsel to perform the act on their Mardi Gras float while they play their hearts out.

Crowds are estimated to be in the tens of thousands and the RR Express looks forward to the opportunity of introducing the fans to something never seen before.

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