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Monday, 29 November 2010

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One of the more than 250,000 secret WikiLeaks documents in existence. (Photo courtesy of Cindy McCain).

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has just stated that Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with TriMoon Films will begin shooting the movie WikiLeaks - The Naked Truth on December 24.

The film which was written by the husband and wife Academy Award winning screen writing team of Arlington and Mineola Troutwinny has the complete sanction of President Obama, the United States Senate, the United States House of Representatives, The Girl Scouts of America, and Tea Party Princess Sarah "The Korean Whiz" Palin.

The motion picture will be directed by one of the most popular female directors in America, Charleen Belle Pinnzucker, who is 47, single, and a non-lesbianite.

Starring in the lead role of WikiLeaks secret document revealer Moses St. Sassafras will be Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber, who reportedly told his mom that Miss Pinnzucker has some really great looking legs.

Since Bieber is only 16, and St. Sassafras is 29, the motion picture's make up artist Wendell (Wendy) Zippendipper, who weighs 127 pounds, will really be facing his most challenging challenge of his film making make up career.

Zippendipper stated that in comparison it was a piece of cake when he made up Madonna to look like an alcoholic, drug crazed zombie in the movie The Zombie Bitch Zelda Is Sure One Crazy Ass Bitch.

The Pinnzucker film will deal with three of the more than a quarter of a million extremely confidential diplomatic documents that have come to be known as WikiLeaks.

Angelina Jolie will star as Macarena St. Sassafras, 38, the sexy-as-the-dickens unemployed pole dancing mother of Justin Bieber's character.

Heidi Montag will portray Scarlett Nickelmaker, 24, the erotically sensuous featured pole dancer at Baltimore's Club Titillating Tata's and the secret lover of Jolie's character, Macarena St. Sassafras.

The three secret diplomatic documents that will be covered in the movie include:

  1. The Holland Counterfeit Chocolate Wafers Sanction Scandal
  2. The Illegal Chinese Fortune Cookie Monopoly Controversy
  3. The Brazil Nut Infiltration Transgression Outrage

In a non-related story. Sarah Palin's high school geography teacher at Wasilla's Nanook of The Frozen North High School, Mrs. Vivica "Snowballs" McMuffle, 86, texted CBS's Katie Couric and informed her that during her senior year Palin received an F minus in geography.

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