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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Obama Had Some Trouble Focusing After Having a Few Beers with the UAW Workers!

Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns.

With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matthews calling it a 'down home shot 'n a beer barn storming session', Barry & Joe met with some of the boys outside the local package store where the UAW paid workers, who also own part of the Chrysler brand name, shared their quart bottles of Pabst and pints of Wild Turkey and 4-Roses while chewing on beef jerky sticks and sucking up some happy smoke from shared bongs made from 3"stainless steel exhaust pipes off a 600HP Viper.

Only last month union leader thugs were forced to 'suspend' (wink-wink) a group of union workers caught on camera drinking their lunch and smoking some wacky weed before returning to the car line to install stability control systems, air bags, and wheel nuts.

No one would have been the wiser if the haz mat alarm had not gone off in the factory at precisely 1:05 pm due to an accumulation of methane gas traced to excessive beer guzzling resulting in eye watering flatulence.

Obama's principal reason for today's meeting was to prove to the American people that Chryslers were now safe to drive prior to the announcement that the Government owned company would be announcing THEIR IPO sometime before the end of the year.

The difference in the Chrysler IPO was that all proceeds would be reinvested in the UAW pension fund that was said to be underfunded by $125B due to troubling reporting procedures, investments in failed private golf course developments, and an an all electric super sports car backed by Al Gore said to go 400 MPH and travel 300,000 miles on a pair of rechargeable aa batteries, which Gore admitted just today, was an 'inconvenient lie' in his failed run for the Presidency.

In keeping with the low tone of the meeting, Obama wore a pair of baggy gym shorts hanging down to the bottom of his arse cheeks, a jersey with a picture of his favorite rapper Ludicris on it, and high top black sneakers.

Biden wore a black doo- rag to cover up his promenaded hair plugs , and a designer track suit by Armani with matching low cut leather trainers.

Joe did carry his own church key to help crack open the never ending brew bottles while telling the boys the Detroit Lions were still his favorite road team! (note to Joe: Detroit 0-26 on the road!)

After 20 minutes of rapping, back slapping, high fives, and filling out voter registration cards, Joe declared that the meeting was a huge success and almost as big a F*****g deal as the signing of Obamacare!

After the break the duo was invited to tour the line where Obama recommended they add 12 more speakers to the premium sound system of the luxury 300 line, while Biden suggested the refrigerated center console be enlarged to handle one extra six-pack of Bud.

Before leaving for the return flight to Washington, the presidential entourage took a tour of ravaged down town Detroit inside a platoon of National Guard Abrams Battle Tanks where he and Joe spent most of the time catching up with their Facebook and Twitter fans and missed 3 firefights, the weatherization of 4 dozen abandoned buildings, and Detroit's fall planting of the winter wheat crop on what used to be the site of Abercrombie & Fitch.

The leading story on Hairball with Chris Matthews tonight is said to be:

"Obama more than "happy" with economic recovery in Detroit headed by Chrysler's innovative employee incentive plans leading to workers being "high on their product."

"That's Change we can believe in, " said a slightly tipsy Obama as he tripped over his shoe laces getting out of Marine I on the White House lawn before throwing up on Biden.

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