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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Sarah Palin shown giving her daughter Bristol a thumbs up after her latest dance routine number.

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy's partner Brandy Norwood was eliminated from the latest installment of Dancing With The Stars, and the Mad Russian is one very unhappy Ukrainian camper.

Maks, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" because of his quick temper did not hold back after the show where he saw his partner Brandy get eliminated and Bristol Palin make it to the DWTS finals.

Chmerkovskiy told a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that he has kept quiet long enough. He said that on his time as a Dancing With The Stars professional dancer he has seen some lousy as hell dancers such as Kate "Graceless" Gosselin, Macy "MuckMouth" Gray, and Buzz "Mr. Moon Cheese" Aldrin.

But he added that they were all eliminated early on in the competition. But Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has not only survived after being at the very bottom of the list for six weeks, but now she has made it into the finals.

He noted that it would be like the Benedict Arnold High School Anteaters of La Brea playing in the Super Bowl.

Maks said that the only reason that Bristol is still around is because of the tremendous amount of votes that she is receiving from the members of her mommy's Tea Bag Party known collectively as The Teabaggers.

The mad Russian went on to say that truth be told in a dance off, Brandy could easily beat Bristol using just one foot and dancing blindfolded while holding an egg laying chicken underneath her arm.

Bristol heard about Maksim's remark and she replied that the communist sissy boy needs to go back to Russia and work in a factory making Russian salad dressing.

She went on to say that Maks talks a tough game to hide the fact that deep down inside he is more like Clay Aiken than Steven Seagal.

Maksim came back by saying that at least Brandy does not get five o'clock shadow like she does. He laughed and said that Mark (Ballas) Bristol's partner told him in strictest confidence that Bristol snores like a 50-year-old sailor.

In a related gayish story. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli has admitted that he really enjoyed seeing Mark Ballas dance without his shirt a few weeks ago.

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