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Topics: Death, arrest

Monday, 15 November 2010

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Welcome to Gulfport, Mississippi, I'm here (but only if you can spell it correctly)

"Is there life after death" was the question asked when police arrested a "dead man" who officially died 12 years ago.

US police officers thought about asking the X Files Bureau for help but they declined to investigate, the case was just too Alien-ated from reality.

It seems that the living "stiff" nicknamed Lazarus or Felix the Cat never really died (or) he just vanished like all abducted human species tend to do.

He was declared dead and buried, but now he has returned from the dead and the Mississippi police have arrested him and wish to inquire about the body of a young girl also found dead (or)?

Mr.Sanders alias Lazarus/Felix the cat has pleaded innocence because he was dead at the time of abduction (perfect alibi) and only now, by a miracle known only to the "great one" or alien forces (ring up Mulder & Scully) he was found alive and kicking at a truckstop in downtown Gulfport, strange?

The Mississipi police (rather rednecked) hope that they can prove that the "reincarnated" suspect was never really dead and hang the murder on him.

Local Baptist preacher; Rev Jesus Bornagain-MaryMagdalena has declared the town of Gulfport a place of pilgrimage because of the "religious miracle" and thousands of pilgrims in wheelchairs, etc, are rushing there hoping to touch Mr Sanders/Lazarus/Felix the cat, before he is found guilty of never being dead at all.

After all, Hope is eternal

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