Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this morning with his take on the missile launched off the coast of California the other day.
Speaking directly to Major Amos B. Hoople, who is now the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dr. Billingsgate offered his opinion:
"Hoople, listen to me you dumb son-of-a bitch. And don't give me that 'Egad Fap! Cough, Cough, Wheeze, Gulp! Glug, Glug' shit. I know what I'm talking about. The word I have is that before Obama left for Mombai on his $200,000,000 a day vacation, he left word at Vandenberg AFB to launch a ICBM and point it toward Alaska to knock out Sarah Palin and the rest of them Tea Party trouble makers. Thank God the launch was aborted because it was a Patriot Missile that refused to follow the order because the President can't prove he is an American citizen."
"Now get back to work organizing a coup, Hoople. We need to take our country back from those Commie bastards."
Over and Out!