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Monday, 18 October 2010

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Trade Bait

Dateline Kenya - According to the New York Times Sunday Magazine, Michelle Obama is unhappy with her status as First Lady and also the fact that Barack is spending more quality time on the golf course with his buddies than with her and the two girls. She also is bored with growing veggies and making cameo appearances for charity causes.

Barack Hussein Obama, who was born in a country (Kenya) where men are men and women are treated as hired help, is reported to have inquired with John Talisman, a fellow Kenyon tribesman who also speaks Swahili, if he could arrange an exchange for Michelle.

Talisman, who is a marriage broker residing in Kenya, replied that because Michelle is a Harvard graduate with a reputation for being "pushy", the best he could get for her was a Wildebeest and a common sterile goat.

Ironically, Wildebeest is Dutch for "wild beest" or "wild cow." Talisman diplomatically pointed out that because both parties in the exchange had the same disposition, it was basically an even exchange, but threw in the goat because she was First Lady.

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