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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

image for Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"
reload and refire

White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base.

Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems, Biden said Democrats can win both races if they draw clear distinctions between themselves and their Republican opponents.

He urged Democrats to get out there and look at the alternatives instead of morphing their anti-Republican stance into an anti-Obama one simply because they weren't getting what they wanted.

Saying "...this president has done an incredible job...he's kept his promises", Biden told the crowd to stop whining as if it is suffering from erectile dysfunction.

"Take some Viagra. Get out there, get it up, don't retreat - just reload and refire"

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