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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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"I can't be standing that wee, wee, weeing."

New York, New York - Little Piggies from every where gathered in Times Square today to protest the Greekco ad that depicts little piggies going wee, wee, wee all the way home.

"We feel that this ad campaign portrays little piggies in a very bad light. It makes it hard for us to use public transportation when people believe we are going to scream all the way home."

New York cab driver Kurpal Kumari told reporters that he is refusing to pick up anymore piggies that hail down his cab.

"I can't be standing that wee,wee,weeing. In India we learn respect for all animals and I don't eat meat, but all that noise in my cab had me seeing bacon so I'm not picking up anymore of those screaming hams."

Piggies are asking Greekco to retract the ads and issue a disclaimer. A spokesperson for the company says that they are standing by their ads.

"They never complained when we said something about this piggy went to market and this piggy stayed home so why complain now?"

When asked if they plan on doing anything about the complaints they said, "When pigs fly."

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