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Thursday, 2 September 2010

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The Mosqued Man

It was duly reported that while President Obama and his family vacationed at Martha's Vineyard, the Oval Office would undergo an extensive renovation. The reason, as explained by Press Secretary Gibbs, was to remove any pecker stains inadvertently left on the walls and carpet by then President Clinton while receiving air starts from Monica Lewinsky.

This remake was somewhat understated to be nothing more than a quick paint job and carpet replacement. However, during the President's address to the Nation, discerning viewers were able to notice subtle changes that, lo and behold, indicated that the office has been transformed into a mosque. Most definitive of this was the open Koran on the President's desk and the banner behind the desk proclaiming that there is no God but Allah.

Also, during the address, barely audible except to conservatives, was an Islamic call to prayer. Called the adhan, it is heard five times a day. This call seemed to emanate from the Washington Monument which had been covertly rebuilt as a minaret by stealthy Arabs under the cover of darkness.

If this evidence doesn't shake those who believe Barack Hussein Obama when he proclaims he is a Christian, most likely, nothing will.

Now, don't bother me anymore, we're buying shrimp.

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