Written by Guy Bellefonte
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Topics: Sex, Pornography, wedding

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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Anything Butt!

When the director yells cut and the men pile off of young porn star Shelby Cummin, she can lift her head high knowing that she is saving something for her future husband.

"Look, I know the crazy shit I do on a daily basis, I just want my husband to get the opportunity to do one thing that I have never done."

Such a sweet gesture from a sweet girl.

While on the set of her latest film, "Get in Line" Shelby recalls her days as a dental assistant when she vowed never to strip. Then her days as a stripper when she promised her grandmother she would not get into porn. With this shaky track record, it's hard to believe Shelby when she makes a promise, but the world has seen crazier things.

Best of luck to Shelby and her future husband who is sure to be in for a treat when he Google searches his wife's name one day.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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