Key West, FL-- A stiff tropical storm packing a head of steam is penetrating the Gulf of Mexico this evening. The second storm of the season is named Boner. It is a Hispanic name that means 'hard penis' in Spanish. The storm is expected to soften up after a few more hours, and should peter out tomorrow.
Tropical Storm Boner sure excited a lot of people when it brushed by Key West late this morning. Residents say the storm raged for awhile before shooting off. Gay residents of Key West said it was 'very satisfying.'
There are some concerns as Tropical Storm Boner heads for the oil gusher in Gulf of Mexico. A few meteorologists hope that Tropical Storm Boner will somehow plug the hole at the bottom of the Gulf. Most meteorologists agree the storm will simply come and go in a heated rush.
After Tropical Boner leaves, Gulf residents will need to follow the path of Hurricane Dick. This massive hurricane is a Category 6+, and it looks like it's a real m*therf*cker!
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