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Monday, 19 July 2010

The Judge decided to extend Lindsay Lohan's Jail sentence to 6 months with absolutely no chance of parole being presented before the highly feared unquestioned Parole Board.

The Judge also decided that Lindsay Lohan should serve all 6 of those months in a Jail that is known as Butt Pounding Jail, since the inmates in this Jail get their butts pounded constantly.

All inmates are required to sleep on the cement floor, and Lindsay will not be an exception to the rules either.

Lindsay will however have a very stinky toilet to sit on, not just to take a crap but also to use as her chair as well, as it will be part of her butt pounding experience.

She will get a Singapore style rattan cane on her booty at least 3 times during her stay in Butt Pounding Jail.

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