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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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On a lonely Nevada highway, Mary Coontz sped along in her 1950 Rambler making her way back to Hermosa Beach, California. She had been covering a story about the strange cattle molestation case in Groom Lake, Nevada and was in a big hurry to submit her finished article to Unconfirmed Cyber News.

About ten miles south of Baker, Miss Coontz was distracted by a blinding flash of light that shattered the dark desert night.

Her first impression of the disturbance was that her camera on the front seat of her car had gone off by itself. She pulled over to the side of the road, wiped her eyes and then picked the camera up sure that it was the cause of the blinding light.

To her astonishment, the camera had been switched off earlier in the day and there was no possible way that it could have flashed in its off mode position.

This left Miss Coontz in a very confused and nervous state of mind, she wasn't a timid women but the unexplained always haunted her. She looked up into the sky to see if there were any rain clouds that could have caused a flash of lightening but there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

All of a sudden! The supersonic blast of a rocket propulsion system began shaking her Rambler and throwing her around in the front seat of her car. The supersonic blast was so violent that Miss Coontz was knocked unconscious.

Sometime later, Miss Coontz regained consciousness and crawled up onto the front seat of her car from the floor board. She could see that she was parked in what appeared to be a huge dome like metal sphere along with several other people in several other cars. Everyone was looking around in fear and bewilderment and like herself, no one knew where they were, or how they had gotten there. Miss Coontz located her camera and began taking pictures. She knew that what she was experiencing was incredible and that it would easily be aired on Crazy House Radio News, so she didn't want to miss a single detail.

From out of nowhere, two strange creatures appeared at Miss Coontz's car doors. The one on the driver's side where Miss Coontz was sitting waved its hand over the door handle and the door mysteriously opened. Miss Coontz then slid across the seat and as she did the other creature on the passenger's side of the car waved its hand over the door handle and the passenger side door mysteriously opened too.

According to Miss Coontz's testimony, the creatures that she encountered were not of the kind known as the Grays, or any other creature that she had ever heard about before. The creatures that she described were about four feet high, covered with hair and had numerous finger like tentacles protruding out their abdomens. One thing that she strongly expressed was that the creatures drooled continuously and gave off a putrid barnyard type stench.

Miss Coontz was taken out of her Rambler by the creatures, however, she managed to grab her camera. She was led against her will to an examination room and soon realized by her own observation that she was on some sort of alien space craft. Once inside the examination room Miss Coontz was strapped to a horizontal plank made out of some sort of extraterrestrial corrugated alloy. She was tied from the waist down, leaving her shoulders and arms free to move about. Her first thoughts were to start taking pictures, so she did. The creatures didn't seem to mind, in fact, Miss Coontz says that in a strange sort of way they encouraged it.

After a time, the two alien creatures left the examination room and a third creature entered. It, according to Miss Coontz was much larger than the others and had a large protruding face, and a long tongue that licked up into its nostrils. Miss Coontz began snapping pictures of the creature and she claims that it made the creature act very strangely. An opening in the creature's lower abdomen appeared and not long afterwards, a fleshy extension of its body began sliding forth out of a sheath like pocket that was positioned between two large hanging objects, in what looked like a skin sack. Miss Coontz later described the fleshy extension of the creature's body to be about twelve to fourteen inches long, and at least two and a half inches thick.

Miss Coontz raised her camera to get a snap shot of the creature's extending member but dropped her camera when the creature rammed it in her mouth and spurted out some extraterrestrial alien matter down her throat. Miss Coontz claims that she must have blacked out at that point because she doesn't remember anything after that except waking up in the hospital with severe blisters and bruises around her mouth.

Unconfirmed Cyber News has obtained Miss Coontz's camera and has developed and analyzed her film, and though all of her pictures are over exposed, there is one however, that is somewhat in focus. It's a ground angle shot taken from a falling camera that shows the back of Miss Coontz's head and a long horned bull standing over her. No word as of yet from Miss Coontz as to what this symbolizes.

Please stay tuned to Unconfirmed Cyber News for the latest details on this breaking alien abduction story.

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