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Thursday, 1 July 2010

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Sexy Al was rebuffed once and ever since then he's become a born-again, abstinent "Peace of Green" Al

Environmental freedom fighter, ex deputy President and bum pincher Al gore, is not only intent on saving the world from environmental disaster he is also intent on saving his own butt after being involved in a sex scandal.

His old mate Billy "Boy" Clinton was in a similair position once, on his knees whilst Monica gasped for air but he never had sex with her, she with him, slightly different technique.

Al actually wanted sex but the madame in question preferred not to so he got quite upset and pinched her bum amongst other things.

Ever since the event Al has become a born-again Green-Peace super-hero and is determined to save the planet single-handed (flogging a couple of books on the way and films of course).

Billy Clinton is also a do-gooder nowadays, he's repented his sins, refuses to have sex with Hilary and just enjoys a quickie now and then with any female willing (thousands are queuing up actually, proving the power of the powerful without viagra).

Do-gooding is a perfect job after living the scandalous life of being a politician even Tony Blair tries his best!

(George Bush doesn't but then again he was never a politician!)

We all believe Al Gore never had sex with that woman, he tried and failed miserably so leave him in "green peace" to save the environment, write a book or two and die happily like the rest of the scoundrels always do!

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