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Wednesday, 30 March 2005

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GOPUSA.Com, the Conservative Republican webzine that found itself in the midst of a swirl of controversy earlier this year as the employer of Gay Conservative Republican Christian Homosexual Military Prostitute Commentator and White House Press Reporter James Guckert/Jeff Gannon (whew), is back in business. After being forced to close down due to the scandal involving Mr. Gannon/Guckert, Bobby Eberle, the hard core Conservative contributor to George W. Bush and various Republican political groups and candidates, has apparently decided that a month off-line was more than enough for Conservative Republican Christians to forget that it employed a White House back door man for President Bush to turn to when he needed a little love and comfort during press conferences.

The reaction to the re-emergence of GOPUSA has been wildly positive, especially among Liberal satirical writers. Indeed, it is the one bright spark in what has been an otherwise depressing time after the Republican Presidential victory last November. As of yet however, there is no word on whether Mr. Eberle has decided to re-instate Gay Conservative Republican Christian Homosexual Military Prostitute Commentator and White House Press Reporter James Guckert/Jeff Gannon (whew), but the hope is that he'll be back as soon as possible and with a big raise too.

GOPUSA's mission statement reads, in part: "All content, products, and services delivered by GOPUSA reflect our dedication to professionalism, quality and innovation."
This reporter couldn't agree more that GOPUSA is innovative; after all, what could be more innovative than employing a Gay Conservative Republican Christian Homosexual Military Prostitute Commentator and White House Press Reporter (that would be James Guckert/Jeff Gannon) (whew)?

This reporter firmly endorses the return of GOPUSA, an important resource for Liberals and Conservatives alike, if for different reasons. When you want a unique, if wildly skewed, perspective on the news today, go to it...read it...believe it (or not).

An Odd Footnote: In the middle of writing this article I referred back to the GOPUSA website and found, much to my dismay, that the page could not be found. If for some reason GOPUSA has been forced to suspend publication yet again it would be a sad loss for reason and truth, not that GOPUSA is in my opinion reasonable or truthful by any stretch of the imagination, but it sure gives me a laugh, and that's important too.

Another ODD Footnote of Relief: It's Back Again! Yeah!

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