Subpoenaed in the trial of Rod Blagojevich, President Barack Obama testified Monday with these words, "Here me and here me well. I did not have an unnatural relationship with that man's hairpiece."
Members of the court were perplexed over Obama's remark, as an issue regarding Blagojevich's hairpiece has never been broached in this trial.
"We were all shocked and surprised by his statement," said trial observer, Sidney Austin. "It was eerie and had a seamy feel to it."
Speaking from his teleprompter, Obama was very direct. Federal Judge James Zagel appeared puzzled and confused at Obama's statement.
Rod Blagojevich stated later, "My hairpiece has never been out of my direct supervision at all times."