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Sunday, 27 June 2010

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Nothing says love like a golden shower

Recent news from the Mayor's office declining the golden shower community's bid for a parade down main street was somber news for the usually upbeat group.

Group organizer, Ivana Tinkle, had high hopes for the inaugural event. The group's 35 members had plans for fancy floats that depicted a man urinating on a woman and vice versa. There were even rumors that the members would ride the floats with super soaker water guns filled with apple juice, which they would shower the cheering crowd.

Asparagus Rob, group treasurer, said the group has enough funds to pay for the event themselves but that wasn't enough to convince the mayor to allow their festivities.

Tinkle said, "I know it's strange to say this, but we are really pissed off for a change. We're innocent enough, we just like pissing on each other, is that such a crime?"

News of the mayor's ruling did not bode well for the proposed Roman Shower 2010 event which is tentatively scheduled for Black Friday.

The golden shower community is a group of like minded individuals that enjoy urinating on one another. To learn more about this interesting group e-mail Ivan at ivanatinkleonmypartner2nite@urinator.web.

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