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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Robot Sub as Seen on White House Screen & Controlled by Obama and Malia in 'Take Charge Moment!"

Since saying he was fully responsible and 'totally in charge' of the disastrous BP Oil Spill in the Gulf, and moving the command and control center to the White House Game Room, things have gotten more out of control culminating today with reports saying 10 year old Malia took over the controls of the Robot Sub surveying the oil shaft in the Gulf.

Apparently Obama has been having a good time playing Jacque Cousteau, inviting several of his close personal fiends including Michael Jordan, 50 Cent, LeBron James and Van Jones up to the White House to play live action video games with the Robot, as well as targeting civilians who don't agree with his policies in Pakistan, with drone aircraft firing hell fire missiles.

According to inside sources Obama neglected to throw the Red Switch to 'off' which controls his presidential toys, when he left briefly to announce he had replaced General McCrystal in Afghanistan, before returning to his usual ritual of an afternoon beer, some pork rinds, and handicapping the World Cup.

Apparently, little Malia, said to be an 'avid game freak' from watching her father, slipped into the room, and took over the joy stick on the exploratory sub.

Things were going well for about 15 seconds until she felt compelled to 'Twitter' whilst driving.

A few 'twitts' were recovered before the Secret Service erased all evidence of the incident and clamped a lid on further reporting.

What remains are a few snippets of Malia's text messages:

"Sashonna...you'll never guess what I'm doing! I'm running an underwater sub, and I'm goin' plug that 'ho and make dad proud!"

"What du ya' mean you don't give a shit....this is me, Malia, daughter of Michelle, Queen of the Zulus...you pay attention, now, hear!"

"Oh, I just hate you....I've got your location on GPS...I'm switching over to drone mode...so you best bend over and kiss your ass goodbye...gonna be a big hot missile gonna blow your raggedy ass up in about one minute as soon...ahhh shit...the sub just crashed...the leak is getting bigger....

"Daaaaady... call that Spin Doctor, George Bush just caused a major fuck up again!"

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