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Topics: Sarah Palin, photo

Sunday, 20 June 2010

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Sarah Palin answered reporter's questions today about her pics in the "See-More Than News" Tabloid but responded that she knew nothing about it.

"It's been all over the news this morning" a reporter told her. Something about a man name Harold McGee of Broken Ridge, Alaska. Did he have the photographs?"

Even though Ms. Palin shrugged it off, saying that she never heard of the man, updates have been coming in all day that an Australian tabloid, "See-More Than News", had been promising their customers some never before seen pics of the former Vice-Presidential candidate. They would include a beauty contest she entered about 14-15 years ago.

Mr. Harold McGee has specifically subscribed to the tabloid so that he would not miss the photos.

However, when the tabloid arrived in his mail late yesterday, Harold was so disappointed that he claims he will sue "See-More Than News" on the grounds of "mental distress, near-impotence and loss of sleep which has hurt his ability to keep up his small farm near Broken Ridge.

"Those photographs wouldn't stir a nerdy 14-year-old full of hormones, let alone someone nearly 70-years-old!", declared Harold.

"I'm suing that rag for $50,000, and they're lucky that I am not asking more!"

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